“Mommy,

  I Have a

Surprise

   For You.”

Yesterday, Jaidyn came downstairs all smiles saying she had a surprise to show me.  She was hiding something behind her back. 

“What is that?  Gross!”

“It’s an old banana Dagen left upstairs by the baby dolls.”

“Is it hard?”

“Nooo, (hee hee) it’s squishy.”

“Oh sick, Jaidyn.  Go wash your hands!”